You should count the amount of times I say "like" and "god" in this entry.


Your real name: Emily
Age: 16
Height:5'8" I've gotten to the age where it's not so shocking anymore
Natural hair colour: brown. just brown.
Eye colour: I have one brown and one green. although most with that condition tend to have one brown and one blue so I'm like a double freak
Skin color: white. like, according to my mom-I'm so pale I look like a hermit
Glasses/contacts?: I have reading glasses that I never use anymore. though I probably should
Piercings: just ears. don't have a high tolerance for pain
Tattoos: nuh-uh
Braces: i did at some point and I still have to wear the retainers
Mannerisms: I'm usually so quiet I'm inaudible. but once you get to know me, I'm a little more out there
Other distinctive markings:I should mention that Bowie has 2 different colored eyes.

FAVOURITE
Colour: blue.
Band: The Who, The Matches, The Misfits, Esperanza Spalding's band is bloody fantastic
Video game: ..... if i had ever played it, I'm sure I'd say Silent Hill
Movie: Aristocats, Anastasia, The Great Mouse Detective. anything that brings on a heavy dose of nostalgia
Book: The Tale of Despereaux, The Diving Bell and the Butterfly
Food: uhhhh.... crepes
Game on a cell phone: tetris
CD: haha, prolly my old backstreet boys ones. ah jk jk. I haven't seen a CD since the late 90's
Flower: baby's breath
Scent: lavender
Animal: platypus. nah-I'd have to say dolphins
Comic book: Watchmen
Cereal: cheerios
Website: facebook, fmylife.com, garfieldminuesgarfield.net, twitter
Cartoon: Courage the Cowardly Dog, Hey Arnold, any old one really

DO YOU
Play an instrument?: bass
Watch TV more than 60 hours a week?: no. I have a few shows I'll watch like Scrubs, Wildboyz and it's generally like-I didn't feel like doing anything else and it was on at the time.
Like to sing?: when I'm alone I do enjoy it
Have a job?: I don't have my permit
Have a cell phone?: 246-4795 hit me up sometime.
Like to play sports?: oh god.
Have a boyfriend/girlfriend?: nope
Have a crush on someone?: you would like to know
Live somewhere NOT in the united states?: nope
Have more than 5 TVs in your house?: who does?
Have any special talents/skills : I will soon be able to slap a bass like a pimp slaps a hoe. it will make sense to some
Exercise daily?: eh-i ride my bike and walk
Like school?: nah

CAN YOU
Sing the alphabet backwards?: z....y......x.......k?
Stand on your tip toes without wearing shoes?: uh, if I want to imitate an MJ move.
Speak any other languages?: I sort of speak French
Go a day without food?: yeah.
Remember your dreams: unfortunately yes.
Read music, not just tabs?: uh-just give me a bass cleft and I'm good to go
Roll your tongue?: ew
Eat a whole pizza? plz, I can hardly eat a slice

HAVE YOU EVER
Won something in the lottery? your mom.
Snuck out of the house?: haha, no. my house is puny. everyone would hear it
Lied to get out of trouble?: probably
Had a computer crash?: that's what Dells do
Gotten lost in your city?: if you call Walmart a city. I might've gotten lost in France a couple of times. who knows
Seen a shooting star?: never :'(
Been to any other countries? France. the PAC.
Had a serious surgery?: no
Stolen something important to someone else?: noppers
Solved a rubiks cube?: hahahahaa
Gone out in public in your pajamas?: oh yeah. i do that when I'm sick
Cried over a girl?: maybe
Cried over a boy?: Yep
Kissed a random stranger?: no
Hugged a random stranger? my mom's friends are creepy
Been in a fist fight?: have we met?
Been arrested? until they find that body I'm clear.
Done drugs?: all. the. time.

Had alcohol?: I've had wine and a crepe with whiskey. I wouldn't recommend the second
Laughed and had milk come out of your nose? yes
Pushed all the buttons on an elevator?: no. it's on my bucket list
Sneaked into the opposite sex's bathroom? i wandered aimlessly in to it in Kindergarden
Gone to school only to find you had the day off because of a holiday/etc?: I've gotten dressed.
Swore at your parents?: God no. I'm too much of chicken. I've seen my brother do it though. bad. idea.
Kicked a guy where it hurts? again, my bucket list
Been to a casino?: no
Ran over an animal and killed it?: no
Broken a bone?: I'm too much of a pansy
Gotten stitches?: i was sheltered
Made homemade muffins?: uh. yeah. who hasn't?
Bitten someone?: yes. my fav snack
Been to disneyland/disneyworld?: I don't think i'd want to go to disneyworld.
Burped in someone’s face?: hope not

WHENS THE LAST TIME YOU
Brushed your teeth: a few hours ago. I think I have insomnia
Cried: like months ago. it's a personal record
Went to the bathroom: at like-130ish
Saw a movie in a theatre: I saw up. I've never been more emotional over a movie
Read a book: Dave Sedaris is jesus
Had a snow day: oh god, this god-forsaken valley
Had a party: I went to a party not too long ago
Went to a doctor: can't remember
Tripped in front of someone: haha-only every day
Went to the grocery store: days ago.
Got sick: like-yesterday.
Got cursed: like-Witchcraft curse or like-I hope you catch syphilis and burn in hell?
Called someone: I don't call people

DO YOU PREFER
Fruit/vegetables: depends on my mood
Black/white: together
Lights on/lights off: oh god, is this sexual?
TV/movie: um. depends
Body spray/lotion: lotion
Cash/cheque: get me some cabbage!
Pillows/blankets: both *huggles*
Headache/stomach ache: um. neither would be fine
Paint/charcoal: It's been so long since I've seriously drawn a picture so I'd say pen
Chinese food/Mexican food: Mexican. oh, I have a funny story to tell concerning tacos. let me know if you want to hear it
Summer/winter:winter
Snow/rain: rain. it's romantic
Fog/misty: misty. fog can be creepy and ominous and unpleasant
Rock/rap: rock. all the way
Meat/vegetarian: don't really care
Chocolate/vanilla: vanilla
Sprinkles/icing: sprinkles and icing. dude-that totally sounds like a pop song. I dare someone to write this upbeat combination of Lily Allen and ABBA!
Cake/pie: Cake. the band
Strawberries/blueberreis: strawberry fields foreverrrrrrrr
Ocean/swimming pool: aw man-I've been in a fresh-water pool before. not that the Ocean is fresh but yeah, anyway
Cookies/muffins: do you know the muffin man!
Wallet/pocket: wallet
Window/door: doors. they hide secrets
Charles Chaplin/Chespirito: Chaplin. definitely
Pink/purple: violet (that was supposed to be french)
Cat/dog: dude CatDog.
Long sleeve/short sleeve: depends on the weather....?
Pants/shorts: shorts currently.
Winter break/spring break: winter. every year it makes me hope for snow
Spring/autumn: autumn is prettier
Clouds/clear sky: clouds. they add character
Moon/mars: moon. Sailor Moon
Questions/Answers: it depends i guess
War/Peace: I hope one day you will join us and the world will live as one!

LOVE AND ALL THAT CRAP
Do you believe in love?: anything's possible
What's the most important kind of love for you?: when they make you feel like you don't have to feel ashamed to be you
Have you ever been in love?: I can't tell
Been close to love?: don't know
If you have, with who?: such a sneaky question
Ever confessed your feelings to the one you loved?: nope.
Really badly so that it actually hurts and you cry at night?: i've cried over many things and some of it has been over "love" I guess
Are you in a relationship?: never have
If so, for how long?:
Do you believe there is someone for everyone?: yes. i may seem like a pessimist sometimes but I can't help but believe that this is very true
What is your idea of the best date?: sitting on the roof watching the stars, and stuffing the night with wishes and vintage shopping
What was your first kiss like?: I'm sure it will be lovely
How old were you when you got your first kiss?:
Do you think love is worth nothing?: when it's true it's worth everything
Best experience you’ve ever had with the opposite sex: again, sneaky question. u pervs
If you are single, have you had any boyfriends/girlfriends before?:
Have you ever been dumped?:
Have you ever dumped someone?: um, no. but I have turned someone down. for Prom I mean and that's the closest I've come to dumping someone

I...
Am: le morse
Want: you. I want so baaaad it's driving me mad.....
Need: to end my insomnia
Love: David Sedaris
Hate: uh-EVERYTHING. I kid i kid.
Feel: achy
Did: you're just setting yourself up hear
Miss: a time when summer assignments didn't exist for me
Am annoyed by: some people. not my DA homies though
Would rather: tweet
Am tired of: my headache
Will always: procrastinate

MISCELLANEOUS
What is your favourite genre of music?: jazz or brit rock
What time is it now? like-11ish AM
How much money do you have right now?: a shit load of cash that resides in the bank
Are you hungry right now? like the wolf. is that how it goes?
What are you doing right now? trying to fix my neck
Do you like parades?: um. sure..
Do you like the moon?: it keeps me awake sometime but it sure is perty
What are you going to do when you're done with this?: go back to sleep
If you could have any magical power what would it be?: I wish I could talk to fictional characters

DO YOU THINK YOU ARE
Funny?:I am when I trip or sneeze
Cool?: not really.
Pretty?: i guess if I'm caught at a good angle then sure
Sarcastic?: yeah.. it hurts people sometimes
Lazy?: all summer long
Hyper?: I can be when I'm happy
Friendly?: in a quiet way
Evil?: to myself.
Unforgettable?: perhaps not in a good way
Smart?: sure. just read my essays not my math scores
Strong?: hahahahahahahahaha. I can hardly lift a 25-pound bass
Talented?: I'm trying
Dorky?: completely, and I find that quality endearing

WHAT COMES TO MIND WITH THE WORD
High: UP
Lonely: Rigby
Pen: explosion
Flower: bed
Window: to your soul
Psycho: American
Brain freeze: cherry
Strange: my friends
Sassy: gilmore girls
Suffering: a lot this morning
Art: modern

WOULD YOU EVER
Sky dive?: no chance
Run away?: when I go to college
Curse at a teacher?: maybe 20 years from now I'll swear at Orbuch
Not take a shower for a week?: done it
Ask someone out?: depends
Unscrew your cellphone too see what's inside?: so done it
Lie to someone to make them think better of you?: nah, it's a dumb method of making friends. in time they'll discover who you are
Visit a foreign country for more than a month?: i'd stay for the rest of my life
Go scuba diving?: i'd be too nervous about everything
Write a book?: it's a goal
Assemble a computer? hm. i'll add it to my b list
Become a rock star?: oh yeah. cocaine, scoring cheap floozies what's not to love?
Have a long-distance relationship?:
Marry someone you don't know?: heavens no

LAST QUESTIONS ( FINALLY ) - ARRGHHHH...
What kind of computer do you have?: Macbook pro I think. one of those aluminum ones.
What grade/level of studies are you in? (if applicable): I will be a junior
Do you like to throw popcorn at people in the movies?: i'd rather just watch the movie
How many posters do you have in your room?: 5 large ones and a lot of small theater ones
Who else should take this quiz?: EVERYONE!


quick edit: wanted to re-answer the last time I cried question. it was today while watching Paris speak at the memorial